Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.
I will always re-blog this
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
There is no good and evil there is only power
I swear to god I tried to scroll.
I scrolled to the bottom. Paused. ’Did I really just see that?’ Scrolled back to the top. Scrolled to the bottom. Paused. ’I can’t have just seen that.’ Scrolled to the top again. Scrolled back to the bottom. “Oh. My. God.”
This is to say
Fuck you BMI Scale
Fuck you society’s ideals of beauty
Fuck you magazines, mannequins and catwalks
Fuck you expensive creams, lotions, potions and procedures that would try to make my body tighter, smoother and browner. Nothing like a human then.
Finally making peace with my BMI ## body, with my curves, lumps and bumps. I strongly recommend you all do the same. It feels wonderful.
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
good things about autumn
- wearing layers
- everything has pumpkin flavor in it
- when u step on leaves and they do the crumpy thing
- mornings that are crisp and sweet and cold
- crackly fires
- the drop in temperature brings out an attractive natural flush
- did I mention pumpkins
- those eensy beensy ones
- u know the ones i mean
- autUMN, GUYS
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
“'Therapy' is about every kid's nightmare when people are telling you that you need to get help, but all you really want is a hug." — Alex Gaskarth
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
why is this so hard for people to understand
SHOTS FIREDDamn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast
But the best thing is that it wasn’t planned, I think that’s why I love livestreams so much. There’s no editing so it’s just them.
okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like
poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people
this movie is so good
and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history
and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean
and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs
DUMB DUMB WANT GUM GUM